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Technology      
Lighting Toys
A Home—Made Haunt
My Ideas Journal
My Best Costumes
RoboDump 1.0

Arts      
The Communion Project
I Have Lard in My Anus
The Virtual Vomit Generator
The Pressed Ham Project
Inside the IRS
That's Sick!
Phrenology
My Stories
Storytime Library
The Inferno -- 1896 Version
Fluffy Kittens Over Dresden
How to Serve Ewoks
Dead Monkey Theatre

 
News      

Oct 29, 2007 How to hack an electronic air freshener.

Sep 26, 2007 Work-in-progress photos of my newest costume.

Jun 27, 2007 Assorted media files from the construction of my time machine stage prop.

Oct 19, 2006 I've outfitted the theater to be a mini-rave.

Aug 21, 2006 How gay is the Internet? This gay.

Apr 05, 2006 A nice test you can take to objectively measure if you're an asshole.

Mar 18, 2006 Horny people tell a lot of lies.

Jan 20, 2006 Help participate in the Osama Poster Project in your city!

Dec 5, 2005 It's that time of year again! LJ'ers should all write a letter to Santa.

Oct 28, 2005 What would it be like if you could catch diseases off the internet? Let's find out.

Jun 11, 2005 How do you make communion wafers taste good? Find out here.

Apr 8, 2005 ATTENTION: I have lard in my anus.

Apr 8, 2005 Brought the Pope Name Generator online!

Mar 22, 2005 Brought the old Damned If You Do/Damned If You Don't game back online! Hooray!

Mar 22, 2005 Brought the old Virtual Vomit Generator back online! Huzzah!

Mar 22, 2005 click for movieQuicktime movie "Hey Lady" (DANGER: Not Safe For Work)

Mar 22, 2005 The Many Moods of Terri Schiavo

Mar 11, 2005 I just brought the new LiveJournal Drama Generator online!

Feb 13, 2005 Now more than 600,000 people have visited RoboDump. Aye carumba, that's a lot of people with nothing to do.

Jan 2, 2005 Added The Pressed Ham Project

Nov 21, 2004 Finally got rid of the dreadful old look & feel. Also, in the last week more than 200,000 people have visited the Robodump page(!)

Nov 19, 2004 I moved triggur.org over to a Virtual Private Server today. Looks like I have craploads more bandwidth to play with now!
(but what to do with it?)

Nov 12, 2004 I put RoboDump online this afternoon. Yay, new content!


 
Social      
How Gay is the Internet?
How Big An Asshole Are You?
Oft-Told Craig's List Lies
The LJ Letter To Santa
The Contagion Game
The Pope Name Generator
The LJ Drama Generator
What's in a Name?
Church of the Quivering Otter
FortPride GLBT Resources
The Pissed Queen Phone Message

Personal      
I've outfitted the theater to be a mini-rave!
My Personal History
My Plan for World Domination
BVI Vacation Photos
Fireman for a Day
Anthropomorphics
My LiveJournal
The Biggest Furry Convention on the Planet!

Virtual Tours      
Missile Silo Tour
Burial Catacombs Tour
Tour My Basement

Games      
Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don't

Public Service Message                  






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Good God. I've been writing this crap for ten years.