The Church of the Quivering Otter: The Diet Coke of Fate

The Diet Coke of Fate

COQO Monks living high in the mountains of Peru have mastered the art of foretelling the future by watching the dance of bubbles in their Diet Coke(tm). A twist of lime helps.

Among their shocking revelations:

Most of us don't really know what they're on about, but it sounds good.

Bless me Otter, for I have read and understood.

Copyright (C) 1996, 1997 by Kevin Kelm & Nick King