The Church of the Quivering Otter: Final Judgement

Final Judgement

At the end of every follower's life shall be the Final Judgement, wherein the Otter judges the achievements of that life. Actually this happens near the end of your life, give or take a week or so.

If your life was a good one, The Great Picnic shall be your reward; eternal light snacking mixed with volleyball will be your due.

If your life was a bad one, The Great Otter shall crack you upon his chest as an abalone, and you shall be an outcast from The Picnic.

The Otter is all.

Copyright (C) 1996, 1997 by Kevin Kelm & Nick King