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This Week's Featured Products
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| COOL STUFF FROM THE COSMOS : STAR TREK NEXT GENERATION FILM CELS | $31129.95 |
| COOL STUFF FROM THE COSMOS : X-FILES STERLING SILVER KEYCHAIN | $749.95 |
| COOL STUFF FROM THE COSMOS : 'THE CROW' ACTION FIGURE | $8999.95 |
| COOL STUFF FROM THE COSMOS : DARTH VADER ACTION MUG | $695.95 |
| COOL STUFF FROM THE COSMOS : STAR WARS - CLOUD CITY OF BESPIN LITHOGRAPH | $4199.95 |
| ST:TNG Film Cel |
Ever wonder how much film stock they generated in the production of ST:TNG?
Well, there were 177 episodes. Each episode had about 42 minutes of footage.
At 30 frames per second, that's more than 13 million frames!
And now, through this limited, exclusive offer, YOU can own one for only
$31,129.95! Yes, through this incredible offer, we stand to gross nearly
$412 BILLION, and YOU get a piece of plastic! Now we could pump this up
as being even COOLER than we know you know it already is, but we already
know you know it's something your sci-fi-fanatic friends will envy!
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| STAR TREK TNG FILM CEL | $31,129.95 |
| X-Files Sterling Silver Keychain |
With this beautiful key chain in the ignition of your Volkswagon Rabbit, you
can drive in style to your next D&D game! Now we're not going to try to
convince you that sterling silver is worth a diddle just because it's got
the word silver in it, but we think you'll agree that this key chain will
generate in you strong feelings of membership with the horde of other X-File
paraphenalia owners, and that alone is worth the asking price!
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| X-FILES STERLING SILVER KEYCHAIN | $749.95 |
| 'The Crow' Action Figure |
Not to miss the chance to capitalize on a dead actor surrounded in mystery,
we're proud to present The Crow action figure! This semi-articulated figurine
appeals to all the enraged, semi-articulate teenagers secretly harboring
dark, gothic desires in their otherwise happy suburban lives!
Buy now and the first 11,000 customers will get a FREE .22 blank cartridge!
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| 'THE CROW' ACTION FIGURE | $8999.95 |
| Darth Vader Action Mug |
WHO would pass up the chance to drink coffee
from Darth Vader's hollow skull? Well not you, that's for sure! This
high quality ceramic mug has a limited edition decal with the signature
of David Prowse, a big name believe us, though you wouldn't recognize him
on the street. We're sure you'll recognize this amazing collector's item
as a fine investment that might get you $3 at your local flea market.
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| DARTH VADER ACTION MUG | $695.95 |
| Star Wars - Cloud City of Bespin Lithograph |
"A simple poster for $4200!?" you say?
"YOU BET!" we say, but that's not all it is-- it's also a piece of history!
This incredible poster-- sorry-- lithograph is an actual drawing of
the Cloud City of Bespin, an almost exact reproduction except for every detail
of the one used in the filming of The Empire Strikes Back! Each poster
is signed by one of the nameless Malaysian workers payed jack to print them!
This is a limited edition of 44 million, so get yours now!
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| STAR WARS - CLOUD CITY OF BESPIN LITHOGRAPH | $4199.95 |
Enough of this unabashed capitalism! I want to go back to Kevin's remarkably shiny web page!
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