English I have lard in my anus. Flemish Ik heb reuzel in mijn anus. (Courtesy of Darren) Danish Jeg har spæk i min røv. (Courtesy of Tailen & Marie) Cornish Yma blonek genev yn ow gwenn. (Courtesy of Damon) Finnish Minulla on laardia peräaukossani. (Courtesy of Miko & Lasse) Spanish Tengo manteca en mi ano. (Courtesy of Jorge & Rae Jo) German Ich habe Schweinefett in meinem Arsch. (Courtesy of Vincent) Austrian I hab Schmoiz in meinem Arsch. (Courtesy of Robert) Bavarian I hob Schwainsschmalz in main Arsch. (Courtesy of Daniel) French J'ai du lard dans le cul. (Courtesy of Jean-Guylain) Italian Ho del lardo nel culo. (Courtesy of Luke) Bresciano (Northern Italian dialect) Gò del lart en del cül. (Courtesy of Luca) Sassaresu (Sassari's dialect) V'aggiu lu culu pienu di lardhu. (Courtesy of Ryho Murtas) Portuguese Eu tenho manteiga em meu ânus. (Courtesy of Olavo) Dutch Ik heb spekvet in mijn anus. (Courtesy of John & Toroz) Icelandic Ég hef svínafeiti í rassinum. (Courtesy of Lafeel) Faroese Eg havi spik í mínum reyvarholið (Courtesy of Eyðstein) Estonian Mul on searasv pärakus. (Courtesy of Siiri) Croatian Imam masti u supku. (Courtesy of Davor) Czech Mám sádlo v riti. (Courtesy of Martin) Mám sádlo v prdeli. (Courtesy of Jirka) Hungarian Disznózsír van a seggemben. (Courtesy of Béla) Norwegian Jeg har svinefett i rasshølet. (Courtesy of Willy) Jeg har smult i ræva. (Courtesy of Sverre) Tagalog May mantika ako sa puwet. (Courtesy of _mErKuRyO) Polish Mam smalec w moim ty (Courtesy of Cuprohastes/Dr. Jones) Romanian Eu am grasime in gaoaza. (Courtesy of Cosma Dan) Bosnian Imam maala sala u upku. (Courtesy of T. Hompe) Serbian Ja imam svinjske masti u dupet. (Courtesy of T. Hompe) Slovenian Imam svinjsko mast v svoji riti. (informal) (Courtesy of Matic) Imam svinjsko mast v svoji zadnjici. (formal) (Courtesy of Matic) Swedish Jag har ister i arslet. (Courtesy of Johan) Jag har ister i anus. (Courtesy of Lefteris) Welsh Ca bloneg i mewn 'm chornia. Turkish Kiçimda domuz yagi var. (Courtesy of Cemil) Greek ![]() (Courtesy of Lefteris) Latin adepsem in ano meo habeo. (Courtesy of Chris) Esperanto Mi havas grasan lardon en mia anuso. (Courtesy of Anderson) Japanese ![]() (Ore no ketsu no naka ni raado ga haitte iru.) (Courtesy of richpav) Mandarin Chinese 我屁股裡面有豬油 (Wo4 Pi4 Gu3 Li3 Mian4 You3 Zhu1 You2.) (Courtesy of John) Hakka Sin-On (Chinese dialect) NGAI YOU CHU YU TSAR NGA SHI FOOT TEE POY (Courtesy of Zip) Lithuanian As turiu tauku savo siknos skylej. (Courtesy of Medeine) Thai ![]() (Courtesy of sucheela) Russian ![]() (Courtesy of a.k.) Arabic Aindee shehm al-khenzeer fe am`a`ee. (Courtesy of Matt) Hindi Mere Dhu may, churbi hai. (Courtesy of Paul) Mera gaand mein makkhan hai. (Courtesy of Santosh) Marathi Majhya kullyat charbi ahe. (Courtesy of Meghneel) Kannada Nanna thikadalli benne idhey. (Courtesy of Santosh) Farsi Thu kun am, charbi doram. (Courtesy of Paul) Punjabi Mere Dhu vich, churbi haiga. (Courtesy of Paul) Bengali Amhar pasa'r beethorae ghee assa. (Courtesy of Ebsan) Neapolitan Tengo 'a nzogna 'nculo. (Courtesy of Luke) Hokkien Singlish chwee yao za ai lao chu lai liao. (Courtesy of Elna) Hebrew ![]() "Yesh li shuman-chazir ba-tachat." (Courtesy of Yiftach) Yiddish ![]() "Ikh hobn khazer-schmaltz in mayn tukhis." (Courtesy of Cawwna) Irish Ta blonag ag me i mo pol thoin. (Courtesy of Julie) Afrikaans Ek het vet in my hol. (Courtesy of Julian) Canadian I've got marg up my ass, eh! (Courtesy of Rees) Pig Latin Iway avehay ardlay inway ymay anusway. Klingon jIH ghaj targh ror Daq wIj 'o'. |