"I HAVE LARD IN MY ANUS"

In the Languages of the World

CURRENT LANGUAGE COUNT: 55

English
I have lard in my anus.

Flemish
Ik heb reuzel in mijn anus.
(Courtesy of Darren)

Danish
Jeg har spk i min rv.
(Courtesy of Tailen & Marie)

Cornish
Yma blonek genev yn ow gwenn.
(Courtesy of Damon)

Finnish
Minulla on laardia peräaukossani.
(Courtesy of Miko & Lasse)

Spanish
Tengo manteca en mi ano.
(Courtesy of Jorge & Rae Jo)

German
Ich habe Schweinefett in meinem Arsch.
(Courtesy of Vincent)

Austrian
I hab Schmoiz in meinem Arsch.
(Courtesy of Robert)

Bavarian
I hob Schwainsschmalz in main Arsch.
(Courtesy of Daniel)

French
J'ai du lard dans le cul.
(Courtesy of Jean-Guylain)

Italian
Ho del lardo nel culo.
(Courtesy of Luke)

Bresciano (Northern Italian dialect)
Gò del lart en del cül.
(Courtesy of Luca)

Sassaresu (Sassari's dialect)
V'aggiu lu culu pienu di lardhu.
(Courtesy of Ryho Murtas)

Portuguese
Eu tenho manteiga em meu nus.
(Courtesy of Olavo)

Dutch
Ik heb spekvet in mijn anus.
(Courtesy of John & Toroz)

Icelandic
Ég hef svínafeiti í rassinum.
(Courtesy of Lafeel)

Faroese
Eg havi spik í mínum reyvarholið
(Courtesy of Eyðstein)

Estonian
Mul on searasv prakus.
(Courtesy of Siiri)

Croatian
Imam masti u supku.
(Courtesy of Davor)

Czech
Mm sdlo v riti.
(Courtesy of Martin)
Mm sdlo v prdeli.
(Courtesy of Jirka)

Hungarian
Disznzsr van a seggemben.
(Courtesy of Bla)

Norwegian
Jeg har svinefett i rasshlet.
(Courtesy of Willy)
Jeg har smult i rva.
(Courtesy of Sverre)

Tagalog
May mantika ako sa puwet.
(Courtesy of _mErKuRyO)

Polish
Mam smalec w moim tylku.
(Courtesy of Cuprohastes/Dr. Jones)

Romanian
Eu am grasime in gaoaza.
(Courtesy of Cosma Dan)

Bosnian
Imam mašala sala u šupku.
(Courtesy of T. Hompe)

Serbian
Ja imam svinjske masti u dupet.
(Courtesy of T. Hompe)

Slovenian
Imam svinjsko mast v svoji riti. (informal)
(Courtesy of Matic)
Imam svinjsko mast v svoji zadnjici. (formal)
(Courtesy of Matic)

Swedish
Jag har ister i arslet.
(Courtesy of Johan)
Jag har ister i anus.
(Courtesy of Lefteris)

Welsh
Ca bloneg i mewn 'm chornia.

Turkish
Kiimda domuz yagi var.
(Courtesy of Cemil)

Greek

(Courtesy of Lefteris)

Latin
adepsem in ano meo habeo.
(Courtesy of Chris)

Esperanto
Mi havas grasan lardon en mia anuso.
(Courtesy of Anderson)

Japanese

(Ore no ketsu no naka ni raado ga haitte iru.)
(Courtesy of richpav)

Mandarin Chinese
我屁股裡面有豬油
(Wo4 Pi4 Gu3 Li3 Mian4 You3 Zhu1 You2.)
(Courtesy of John)

Hakka Sin-On (Chinese dialect)
NGAI YOU CHU YU TSAR NGA SHI FOOT TEE POY
(Courtesy of Zip)

Lithuanian
As turiu tauku savo siknos skylej.
(Courtesy of Medeine)

Thai

(Courtesy of sucheela)

Russian

(Courtesy of a.k.)

Arabic
Aindee shehm al-khenzeer fe am`a`ee.
(Courtesy of Matt)

Hindi
Mere Dhu may, churbi hai.
(Courtesy of Paul)
Mera gaand mein makkhan hai.
(Courtesy of Santosh)

Marathi
Majhya kullyat charbi ahe.
(Courtesy of Meghneel)

Kannada
Nanna thikadalli benne idhey.
(Courtesy of Santosh)

Farsi
Thu kun am, charbi doram.
(Courtesy of Paul)

Punjabi
Mere Dhu vich, churbi haiga.
(Courtesy of Paul)

Bengali
Amhar pasa'r beethorae ghee assa.
(Courtesy of Ebsan)

Neapolitan
Tengo 'a nzogna 'nculo.
(Courtesy of Luke)

Hokkien Singlish
chwee yao za ai lao chu lai liao.
(Courtesy of Elna)

Hebrew

"Yesh li shuman-chazir ba-tachat."
(Courtesy of Yiftach)

Yiddish

"Ikh hobn khazer-schmaltz in mayn tukhis."
(Courtesy of Cawwna)

Irish
Ta blonag ag me i mo pol thoin.
(Courtesy of Julie)

Afrikaans
Ek het vet in my hol.
(Courtesy of Julian)

Canadian
I've got marg up my ass, eh!
(Courtesy of Rees)

Pig Latin
Iway avehay ardlay inway ymay anusway.

Klingon
jIH ghaj targh ror Daq wIj 'o'.


Clearly a lot of these are machine translations and are probably wrong, so corrections and additions are welcome!



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