Welcome to Celebrity Whack 'em All!

RULES: Celebrities pop up out of holes. What they're doing there is left to imagination. Do the world a favor, and bop them on the head (click on them). Of course, some celebrities are worth more than others. SOME are worth negative points... Don't click on Mother Theresa or the endangered Spotted Owl! The status bar will tell you who it is if you move the mouse over them.

(Someone from Australia asked what a gopher is-- it's a small, annoying rodent that digs holes in lawns. Blast 'em.)

REQUIREMENTS: You'll need Netscape 3.x, with Javascript enabled. Having a sound card helps too. MSIE? Sorry, no dice-- tell them to fix their Javascript bugs and allow dynamic image replacement.

RUNNING IT: Click the bopping gopher icon at the top. WAIT For the game to stop loading (the status bar will show this). Start clicking! Note that Netscape lets you drag images-- if you click while the mouse is moving, Netscape will think you're dragging an image and won't register the hit.

Without Netscape 3.x with JavaScript enabled, this just isn't going to run very well. Sorry!