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K E V I N K E L M : T H E C R O W N P R I N C E O F T O O - M U C H - S P A R E - T I M E
Pure intellect... and some fart jokes too!

The Pissed Queen Phone Message
So here we were, getting back one evening from a walk with the dog. In the house I could hear the phone ringing. I dashed inside to pick it up, but the machine got it before I could. THIS MESSAGE is proof positive that if you're going to leave a message in a jealous huff at your adulterous gay lover-- at least make sure you dialed the right phone number. :)
Pointless Anecdote About My Childhood
When I was a kid, my very first usage of the perjorative, "..., considering..." was met with a spanking. My parents used it a LOT. "That's very nice, considering..." That sort of thing. I wanted so badly to use it, even though I wasn't sure of its ramifications. So one night the neighbor lady came over for dinner. She brought a green bean dish. My dad made some remark like, "The dish is very good!" and I tacked on, ", considering." She stared at me, and then my dad hauled me off for a whipping.
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