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H ITTIN' THE H AY
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C AT P OOP
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"You're disgusting." -- Cinnamon D. Wolfe
"I had to go MYSELF after this one..." -- Ray Benson
"Cat poop should be a Saturday morning cartoon." -- Kelly Johnson
"Truely warped, beats watching Mighty Morphin Power Rangers." -- Jim Groat
"The feel-good dump of the summer." -- Siskel & Ebert (well.. really Nick King)
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B AD D OG
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"A story everyone can relate to." -- Woody Woodward
"Two humps up!" -- Nick King
"A timeless, tragic tale of forbidden love" -- Scott Schmittel
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D RAG B UTT
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"DragButt is an absolutely beautiful creation! It changed my life." -- Scott Schmittel
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T HE Z IT
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"Jaws will hang in disbelief, stomachs will quietly protest." -- Nick King
"That's pretty disgusting, Kev." -- Dave Rodenbaugh
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