Storytime: Horton Hires a Whore

Horton sighed from his cell in the jail
Wishing "Hot Hooters" would come in the mail.
But then came the warden, who said he had paid
His debt to the world, "Now go out and get laid."
They let Horton go, released on parole.
They gave him 10 bucks (more than twice what he stole).